Chris:Hello everybody today is the brand new season of TOTAL DRAMA and you probobly know what its called but their first challenge is brruuuutal hehehehehe
(a boat shows up)
sadie:yeah hello Chris
Chris:and here comes
sam:(lands on ground)
sam:you should go back to anger management classes
brandon:why do you think that
(another boat shows up)
harold:hello everybody (falls off onto face)good thing duncan's not here
(another boat shows up)
izzy:(laughs manically)HELLO! HAHAHAHA (jumps off boat)
zoey:hmmm...(jumps off boat)
cody:nice to be back (trips off boat) AHHH
sabastian:oh whatever (jumps off boat)
eva:im here too you know
sierra:codykins! (jumps off)
william:(walks silently off boat looking backwards)
noah:ugh (jumps off boat)
phil:cool high school!
mike:(pushes phil off the boat)hehehe (jumps off)
phil:who did that
trent:gwen cmon! (jumps off)
gwen:i'm coming (jumps off)
morgan:this is cool i hope i make it far
Chris:well you dont know yet!
morgan:well nope! (jumps off)
Chris:hello high schoolers!
brandon:sam's not a high schooler he's a kindergartener
Chris:well whatever you are.....you are here today to try to get $10000
brandon:TRY to get is right because....
chris:shut up already!
eva:he is right... idiot
mike:well im not aggreeing to anything
trent:well lets just finish
chris:well are you guys ready for a challenge?
chris:a 12 minute run of death around the school
brandon:not for sam
sam:(punches brandon real hard)
chris:well he's out
(a thing pops up in the corner that says 17)
chris:ok everyone go!
gwen:this is goanna get real hard
william:can someone help me im not good at running
phil:i would if a had muscles
phil:what do you think you are
sam:since my brother is gone i can do whatever like video games (gets out console and starts playing) oh yeah! (runs into sierra)woah
cody:(runs past them)
sam:looks like you have better business
seirra:COOODY!i'll carry you codykins!
cody:that ok im fine! (falls over)
(a thing pops up in the corner that says 16)
seirra:CODY! (keeps running) NO!
mike:woah cody fell real hard
trent:2nd lap already!
gwen:yeah im tired but im still going
sierra:(picks up cody) i've got you
sabastian:well (falls over)
katie:i can't run much longer
katie and sadie:(fall over)
chris:what will happen up next on TOTAL DRAMA HIGH SCHOOL!
chris:Welcome back to TOTAL DRAMA HIGH SCHOOL in the 12 minute run of death
noah:this is really getting boring
morgan:oh cheer up
noah:(pushes morgan back)
chris:i thought you were more athletic
trent:hello noah are you here for a race?
noah:uhhhh no (runs off)
izzy:but i am!
trent:(runs real fast)
izzy:COME BACK HERE! (chases after)
izzy:(jumps on trent's shoulders)
cody:help me more!
sierra:do you need to go to the doctor?
trent:(almost falls over)NO!!(pushes izzy off)
izzy:yahahaha i win!
trent:that wasn't fair
izzy:want a rematch
noah:might want to think about that anser
sabastian:you should do it for your own good
trent:uhhhhhh let me think (zooms away)
gwen:what was that
katie:it's boring down here
sadie:yeah bt if we get eliminated...
katie and sadie:this would'nt be worth anything! (laugh)
zoey:ahh what a butiful day it is
zoey:(sniffs the air)ahhhh
eva:move out of the way punks
morgan:it's more boring just sitting here noah
Noah:it would be less boring if i was sitting
cody:(slips out of sierra's arms)hahahaha
chris:aaaaaaaaaaaand TIMES UP!! ITS OVER!
chris:everyone who fell come up to the...oh yeah i forgot guys go inside the high school
everyone:(walk in) woaaaaah
chris:(points to a room with risers)that will be where we have school serimonies at (points to a bathroom) that's where your confessionals will be in their
eva:so whoever fell has to go to the school ceremony
trent:great!but what do we do when their...
chris:you sit in the peanut gallery
(katie,sadie,cody,brandon,sabastian,william,morgan get on the risers)
chris:instead of marshmellows were handing out tests
chris:when i call your name come get your paper,cody
cody:(gets his paper)
brandon:torture sam! (gets paper)
sabastian:yes! (gets paper)
william:i'll win total drama! (gets paper)
chris:today two contestants are going
chris:the last test goes to...........MORGAN!
morgan:yeah! (gets paper)
chris:katie and sadie im afraid you have to go on the ship of shame
chris:(hands them papers with F's)bye bye!
katie and sadie:(walk out slowly)
chris:i have another suprise welcome DUNCAN AND EZIKIEL!
duncan:(walks in)Hello people
ezekiel:yo yo yo ezikiel in the house
gwen:well well well out from jail
chris:i'm afraid we have no more time folks see what happens next time on TOTAL DRAMA HIGH SCHOOL!
duncan:really right now?